Christmas

time is so nice. and relaxing. except when your sisters are home, and then the relaxation level severely decreases.

so yesterday, basically all i did all day was play Guitar Hero with michael. i didnt even participate in the jewish custom of going to a movie or eating chinese.

but the day was saved from being a complete waste because i did go to Allison's house to drop off her CD, and i left at least twenty minutes worth of voice mails. and so far, EVERYONE has gotten their secret words! so cheers for my friends and their patience with my five minute voicemails.

and jolie, just in case you didnt listen all the way through, you actually had six secret words. yeah, sorry, i got carried away. but heres a list: foot, moccasin, blistex, insect, window, index.

i might start putting secret words into my blogs...thats a good idea. okay, reader(s), the next time i see you, please incorporate the word "blowfish" into our conversation, with a wink. this will prove your loyalty. if i look at you like your crazy, thats because i forgot. no worries, i already think all of you are crazed, so its whatever.

okay, well im off to lunch with Alexa and the Party of Three! i have never been so excited for the second meal of the day.

alright. pieces, g's.

-kfine

Im Sorry

for my spelling deficiency disorder. i hereby edit every single "peices" in this blog to "pieces".

im so sorry, allison, for letting you down. someday, our intelligence will be equal.

okay. piece out.

"My Whiney Emo Music"

( in the words of Alex Zeto) which isnt, incidently, emo at all, is now on the side of my page. it took me about eighteen years. so you better freaking love all of the songs.

ill probably change them every second of my life, since im always stalking my own blog, but atleast while im on my computer and itunes isnt open (in other words, never), i can enjoy music.

kay pieces g
-kfoine

Regionals

AKA the longest weekend of my life. but in general, it was pretty alright. congradulations to the new regional board, im sure you'll all do fantastically.

so one thing that this convention reminded me of is how much Wadel still needs good leadership. we won most improved because we had such a freaking awesome last two terms (your welcome for being the best mit mom in Wadel history), and i really feel like next year we can win best chapter. the eighteenbillionpeat is broken (sorry weinstein), its our time.

so other than that small paragraph, nothing much new here. im going to dinner with the Fine tribe (seriously. there are a thousand of us), so ill probably write later. or tomorrow. or not.

kay pieces, g. read my song on the post below this, its awesome. even though we NEVER GOT TO PERFORM it which was a travesty.

-kelly

Profound Thoughts

I KISSED AN AZA AND I LIKED IT

This was never the way i planned
not my intention
I got manishewitz in my hand, lost my discretion
It's just what i'm used to
just wanna try you on
Its what Jewish girls do
Caught my attention

Chorus:
i kissed an AZA and i liked it
the taste of his kosher chapstick
i kissed an AZA just to try it
i hope my Goy-friend wont mind it
it felt so wrong, it felt so right
doesnt mean that im a shmuck tonight
i kissed an AZA and i liked it, i liked it

You have a really Jewish name
like Gold or Steinberg
Its an experimental game
well, thats what i heard
its what Jewish girls do
its how we all behave
its part of being a Jew
its how we were raised

Chorus

Us BBGs are magical
soft Uggs, Longchampes, so plentiful
hard to resist so beautiful
too good to dent it
aint no big deal its what Sherrie said....

Chorus

FIN

useful vocab:
AZA-jewish boy
BBG-jewish girl
Shmuck- Dick in Yiddish
Goy-friend- term jewish girls use for their non-jewish boyfriends
"its what Sherrie said"-"the point of BBYO is to meet a nice jewish boy and procreate"

-Hannah Kleinman, Kelly Fine, and Wadel BBG

Extended

So i was re-reading my blog, creepily, and i came to the conclusion that i need to chill the hell out. so here is a list of why this week didnt suck that bad:

1. it was winter for about a day, and it was fantastic.
2. my tire wasnt actually flat, it just needed more pressure
3. i found my French book in the choir room no more than thirty seconds before i was about to buy a new one
4. i got to have lunch with nicole and rae and jarvis and mr j.
5. i GOT to pick up Hannah Zima from random ass bookstore
6. the invisible children benefit concert was (is) so good!
7. continued: i have the most talented friends ever
8. i got to spend basically the entire day with allie and kimberly, which doesnt happen. ever.
9. i got to play hangman with Nadia for like half an hour
10. William taught me a new game i can fail at. but it was still fun.
11. im getting my haircut tomorrow
12. Nicole Turco finally gave me comprehensible directions when i was lost in East Plano.
13. i got Michael's christmas present. and even though i've decided that my little brother definetly needs to be made over into a Jonas Brother, his present is still pretty cool.
14. i made like eight new CDs
15. i was able to think of fifteen good things in one week.
16. make that fifteen: Cosmo used the word "crazed", and it was awesome
17. sixteen: kimberly's little sister's friend's dad sent out fake christmas cards where he photoshopped a picture of a family's child in with lots of people they didnt know, and then sent out said card to all the family's friends. it was awesome.

and im sure i could come up with more, but im thinking i should sleep for the first time in like a week. which surely means i will not sleep at all.

peices, g.

-kellie phyne

The Best Friday Ever

today. because i am finished with exams for the rest of my life. or like a semester.

hi allison. (please note that she is not reading this because she wants to. i told her to)

sooo its possible that APEnglish killed me, but its okay because i got a seventy six. how is it possible that i got a higher grade on french (78) then on English, a language i actually speak. weird. (78)

thats my subliminal messaging to say i got a seventy eight on french. and i have never been prouder. which clearly reflects my indifference about my grades this year. senioritis sucks, especially since im not a senior. but in my defence, all my other exam grades were As, so im still intelligent enough for quad c.

um...so thats all. we (kimberly, allie and i: aka mad, bad, and dangerous to know) brought bryse at Nordstorm a cookie today, so that was nice. he probably thinks we're pretty weird. whatevs.

okay well im going shopping again, so...peices, g's.

COME TO DAFFRON ELEMENTARY ACROSS FROM THE SHOPS AT LEGACY AT SEVEN TONIGHT, FOR THE INVISIBLE CHILDREN BENEFIT CONCERT. its going to be really, really good. seriously. be there.

-kfyne