Im So Old

but its okay that im seventeen now. because, as Corie pointed out, now ill know everything they tell me in Seventeen Magazine. thank god.

so my dog is about to walk me, but i just wanted to say that Motion City Soundtrack is scaring me. because everytime i listen to ANY of their songs, i feel like they're singing out of my brain. and its freaking weird.

bye

Limericks and Haikus

Old Rex is Yellow

Parking Is For Compact Cars

Not my SUV

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Tea can be good, if its Green

with antioxidants and with caffeine

just don't get it at Starbucks

Cause it will cost ten bucks

Being broke isn't good for your Spleen

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I have a sore throat

I Guess I could get some sleep

Facebooking is Fun

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My grades right now totally suck

so forever in plano im stuck

because colleges only want students

who, with their grades, are prudent

So ill just drive a delivery truck

___forever.

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Oh, Valentines day

You are so terribly cruel

Ill just babysit.

DFHKSDHNFSD

today my mom and i discussed where i want to go to college. i filled her in on the fact that im not going. Sarah, in my second grade class, told me i probably wouldn't go, and that i should just take it online.

she is so wise.

Good Thing

I'm not studying for APUSH. why, all of the sudden, am i being forced to study? and why am i studying and not getting good grades? this sounds pretty bad, but this is actually the first year ever that my classes have actually made me apply myself. and it sucks. i dont know why i assumed i wouldnt struggle with four APs, but apparently im a human or something.

well thats really all i have time for right now. yay for english projects and apush tests.

kaybye
kelly

There

...is something to be said for my good intentions.

just saying.

logzjkds/ofwpi

This is my faceCovered in frecklesWith the occasional spotAnd some veinsThis is my bodyCovered in skinAnd not all of itYou can seeAnd, this, is my mindIt goes over and overThe same old linesAnd, this, is my brainIt's torturous analytical thoughtsMake me go insaneAnd I use mouthwashSometimes I flossI've got a familyAnd I drink cups of teaI've got nostalgic pavementsI've got familiar facesI've got mixed-up memoriesAnd I've got favourite placesAnd I'm singing "oh oh" on a Friday nightAnd I'm singing "oh oh" on a Friday nightAnd I'm singing "oh oh" on a Friday nightAnd I hope everything's gonna be alrightAnd I'm singing "oh oh" on a Friday nightAnd I hope everything's gonna be alrightThis is my faceI've got a thousand opinionsAnd half the time I'm trying to explainAnd this is my bodyAnd no matter how you try and disable itYes I'll still be hereAnd, this, is my mindAnd although you try to infringeYou cannot confineAnd, this, is my brainAnd even if you try and hold me backThere's nothing that you can gain'Cause I use mouthwashSometimes I flossI've got a familyAnd I drink cups of teaI've got nostalgic pavementsI've got familiar facesI've got mixed-up memoriesAnd I've got favourite placesI'm singing "oh oh" on a Friday nightAnd I'm singing "oh oh" on a Friday nightAnd I'm singing "oh oh" on a Friday nightAnd I hope everything's gonna be alrightAnd I'm singing "oh oh" on a Friday nightAnd I hope everything's gonna be alrightOh oh oh oh oh oh:

One Minute Writer

Write from the point of view of an inanimate object.

Hey, its me, your toothbrush. i've been thinking, and i've come to the conclusion that the two times a day you've been using me just isnt enough. its hard work, getting the nastiness out of your mouth, sometimes i cant even handle it without the aid of the mouthwash. all im saying is that it would make my job a whole lot easier if you could, you know, brush up a little after lunch. oh, and by the way, whats with the bubble gum toothpaste? you're too old for that.

im so freaking cool.

so this weekend was pretty good. Friday night was Zoe's birthday party, which was really really fun. it started out like a typical party for me: me, sitting alone, playing solitaire and texting. i'm getting more and more antisocial by the day. soon ill be Alexa. but anyways, once i met some of Zoe's friends and Alex and Christian got there, it was really fun. happy birthday, zoe :)

and then yesterday, i worked on my english project. we actually got a lot more done than usual. sorry i was yelling at you chloe. maybe if you didnt talk so damn much we could have finished :) maybe.

and thennn there was a Wadel project, which was a huge fail. even the regional board members that attended were being so disrespectful. its your job to help me and hannah, thats why you were elected, not to sit in the corner, on your phone, and then bitch about the project when you leave. it was a reeducation project, i dare you to plan a better one.

alright, now that im doing being mad about that...im working on my history collage. i feel like an eight year old, gluing pictures to a poster board. but if it'll help my APUSH grade, i cant really complain. well i can, and i do, but whatever.

so i guess ill get back to that. uch. im so over school and its still the weekend.

pieces
kelly