Thursday, May 28, 2009

Zoe Marshall

is cool. I am eternally regretful that I neglected to text her that time I thought I was dying.

That's all.
Kelly

Monday, May 11, 2009

Story of My Life

Déjà vu: "already seen"; also called paramnesia, from Greek παρα "para," "near" + μνήμη "mnēmē," "memory", or promnesia, is the experience of feeling sure that one has witnessed or experienced a new situatin previously (an individual feels as though an event has already happened or has happened in the near past)



FML


this is super dramatic, I feel like. So...Here.


Piece

Kelly

Saturday, May 2, 2009

The End of the World

is happening. right now. When I was driving home earlier, I honestly thought I was going to die.

I can remember, not too long ago, when I was an idealistic child (Yesterday), thinking that I'd take the SAT as many times as it took until I could get into Georgetown. Then I actually took the SAT, and I've decided that Georgetown Community College is probably cool, too.

So I showed up half an hour early for work, which isn't unusual. But I'm always embarrassed by my weird timeliness, so I parked my awkwardly obvious yellow car and walked over to Barnes And Noble to kill time. And then, just as I'm walking up to work half an hour later, I get a text saying they didn't need me after all. of course, i had already opened the door by the point, so I just read the text, and looked up at my boss while he laughed. Wonderful.

But now I'm going to babysit. typical.

L8R
Kelly

PS- the L8R was supposed to be ironic. I swear ill never sign with that again.