What is this crazy blogger mobile appliance? Who needs this?

Answer: me. But I'm not blogging. I'm experimenting. Plus, my phone has automativ apostrophies. I bet if I combined all the time I've ever spent pressing the apostrophe key, it would be a lot. my phone also separates "alot" and makes it " a lot". Oh Roger, you're a keeper.

that's all.

Kelly

One Minute Writer

If you could have a very popular blog with millions of readers, what would it be about?

I already have that blog...its about nothing. actually, I don't even know how I'd feel about having a blog that popular. Would it come with blogerazzi? And if so, what would they do? Start blogs to comment on my blog? And what would their blogs say? "Kelly, of 'The Way I See It', was spotted car dancing at various traffic lights today," or maybe "Kelly was seen playing Bejeweled in various public places today, seeming unaware of the world outside of her head." That sounds pretty accurate.

Anyways, there's my one minute. I should be spending 40 minutes on my Synthesis essay right now, but I really don't want to..synthesize right now. Its boring. I wrote a thesis, that's really all I could bring myself to do. Looks like I'm screwed on the AP exam.

Rex and I have been spending so much quality time together lately. I had to make new CDs because I memorized the order of songs on all eight thousands CDs I already made, and the ones other people made for me. Unfortunately, the downside to that time spent with Rex is that I've had to get gas three times in two weeks, which is annoying and expensive. Mostly the latter. But today (yes today?) when I was at QT getting gas, I experienced the word "guzzling". The gas pump I was at was making the strangest humming/gulping/squirting sound, (thatswhatshesaid, the second half. Sorry.) and I identified it as "guzzling". You really do learn something new every day.

TAKS tomorrow! I'm nervous minus the nervous part. TAKS is such a waste of my life. And Saturday I'm taking an SAT, so I'm going to be all standardized-testinged out. Wonderful.

Pieces,
Kelly

Oh, How The Tables Have Turned

Since when is Allison/Dave/Petunia posting more often than me?

The last few weeks have been really busy, which is a) a welcome reminder that I actually have a social life, and b) a time consuming, energy sucking commitment.

Which is odd, because I never used to consider spending time with people a "commitment". I'm realizing that over the past year instead of getting more and more social, I've just shut down little by little. And then, every so often when I actually do morph into my former social butterfly self, I feel like I'm performing. Its probably just crazed teenage hormones and stress. I mean, the alternative is that I'm simply turning into my mother.

I don't really want to recap the last two weeks of my life, mostly in fear that it will look as trite on the computer screen as it feels. But its not, really. Trite, I mean. I'm just a little bundle of contradictions today, apparently.

I love reading blogs. Especially the blogs of people I only vaguely know. So sorry, Kami, if you're reading this, because I totally read your blog. Although if you're reading this, then I guess I shouldn't be apologizing. And there I go again...

Oh, time for me to "go to sleep". Right.

Pieces. Its been a while.
Kelly

One Minute Blogger

Imagine you have a magic mirror. What does it reveal about anyone who looks in it?

my magic mirror would tell me what i'll be doing when i grow up. that way, i can stop worrying about it. but then, i guess if it told me everything, life wouldnt be very exciting.

that was my minute, because i was attempting to help michael fix his iPhone for the rest of the time.


anyways, i have to finish the english proposal. more later. maybe. or not.

I Have

...a confession to make.

Not only am I alone on a Friday night, but I just spent half an hour watching iCarly. And laughing.

Dork: We're subtracting you from the mathletes.
Freddy: But I'm our best long divisioner!
Dork: Then it should be easy for you to understand the long division between us...and you.

that's comedy genius right there, honestly.

It feels good to get that off of my chest.

So other than that, this week was pretty boring. I bought a new Centro on eBay, so by "new" I mean "very very used." His name is Roger, and I'm currently in the market for a sticker that's shaped like a mustache so he too can have a face. I briefly considered not naming him out of respect for

1. Pedro
2. Mimi
3. Al
4. Francine

But in the end, it just didn't feel right to have an unidentified phone. And he looked like a Roger, so the rest is history.

Tonight, before coming home to watch iCarly (alone), I went to see Chloe at work, which was fun. Especially the part where like everyone I knew came in and I was sitting alone with a basket of chips in front of me. No more will I judge the people that sit alone at restaurants, maybe they have an ACT in the morning and therefore can't actually go out. Or not, whatever.

Shoutout to "The Stupid Show" circa 1999. You know who you are.

That's all, i suppose. there is no way ill be able to sleep this early. but then, i have Bejeweled and Solitaire back, so I can probably last up there in my room for a few hours.

Piece

Kelly