Limericks and Haikus

Old Rex is Yellow

Parking Is For Compact Cars

Not my SUV

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Tea can be good, if its Green

with antioxidants and with caffeine

just don't get it at Starbucks

Cause it will cost ten bucks

Being broke isn't good for your Spleen

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I have a sore throat

I Guess I could get some sleep

Facebooking is Fun

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My grades right now totally suck

so forever in plano im stuck

because colleges only want students

who, with their grades, are prudent

So ill just drive a delivery truck

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Oh, Valentines day

You are so terribly cruel

Ill just babysit.