Tan Lines

...are the only downside to lifeguarding.

Of course, I dont get tan lines where they're socially acceptable, expected even. I have a ring tan line, and a spot on my thigh where my guard tube always sits. And a shorts tan line that both makes me embarassed by how pale I was before and proud of how tan i'm getting now, but mostly the embarassed part.

God. Life as a lifeguard is just so hard.