Alright, Alright

I'm blogging.

Funny how that made it sound as though I am exasperated by the sheer number of fans this blog has. For the record, I am not exasperated because my blog, for the record, has like five fans, for the record. not like ALEX RANDOLPH'S BLOG,WHICH HAS EIGHT BILLION FOLLOWERS ALREADY. How is that fair? Answer: Its not.

So summers been....summery. Summary? Is that okay to use that word even though it already exists in another context? I've basically just been working a lot, which is good from a financial standpoint. Normally I would contrast that with something like "But not from a social standpoint", but that's not really a problem for me because I don't interact with people anymore, apparently. NBD.

I'm feeling some pressure to make this blog funny. I apologize for my utter failure to be funny recently.

The tornado sirens are going off. I love when that happens. I remember when we first moved (back) to Texas and the sirens went off and my family all crowded into the pantry for safety. We have the world's hugest pantry, I know because I measured it. We can feed a small African nation and have enough Macaroni and Cheese left over for Kimberly when she needs it. Just an observation. But I digress. The point was that right now, we are all on computers in our separate rooms and ignoring the sirens, which is probably a good metaphor for the tight familial bonds we have. Ha.

Oh, I owe somebody this paragraph/poem:

A devoted viewer of The History Channel
L ikes my stories about babysitting. Well he listens, at least.
E xemplifies TACT values
X I'm not even trying, X's are unfair.

H as a blog with tomb-raiding artsy pictures q
O wner of Charlie, the world's best dog.
S uper awesome person, one of my favorite TACT friends
K nowledgable when i have a question (read: always)
"iPhone is supreme"
N oticer of grammatical errors
S cientology lover (don't deny it)
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R ationer of Points. ( I was reaching for that one, sorry)
A ctually just my subconscious
N ever ceases to say something really really mean.
D ating Violence Specialist
O bviously cool enough to be friends with me
L ikes my weird family, or at least my stories.
P robably is the only person who will read/appreciate this acrostic
H as perpetually cool hair


The end. if that gets messed up with spacing, someone will get shot.

pieces (by the way Alex, its not really okay that you signed with that)
Kelly